I'll play...
Open beer, drink. Look for charcoal.
Find charcoal, celebrate with new can of beer. Open, drink.
Dump charcoal in grill, celebrate with a new can of beer. Open, drink.
Look for lighter fluid.
Find lighter fluid, celebrate with a new can of beer. Open, drink.
Squirt half the bottle of fluid on charcoal. Damn, no matches.
Look for matches.
Find matches, celebrate with a new can of beer. Open, drink.
Add more lighter fluid to 'ensure' the charcoal starts. Repeat.
Pat pockets looking for matches, found them in the last pocket. Pick up from ground after dropping them. Strike match and throw on charcoal. Damn wind, blew out the match! Repeat, take care with last match from new book, succeed in lighting fire and shaving at the same time. Celebrate with a new can of beer. Open, drink.
Sit down to 'relax' while coals get ready. 'Rest eyes' for just a little bit. Wake up to wife and kids screaming they are hungry. Notice charcoal is finished and you have a case of 'chair ass.'
Open beer, drink. Look for charcoal...