A friend of the family wants to get a 3 series to the replace the 5 series he wrecked. He's just finished HS and will be going away to college so he wants something that gets decent mpg and isn't a bank breaker. I suggested a 3 series.

What models should have avoid? He's seen a few 318s he's liked...he doesn't want anothing too fast after he trashed his 5 (missed a corner, sailed at least 90' in the air before landing, only injuries where from the airbag where it slid up his arm). One of his cohorts said he should get a M3 to keep up with the Hondas (I laughed so hard when I heard this I almost coughed Pepsi out of my nose). Any model years better than the others?

Lastly, he's already planning on some fairly iffy upgrades. A friend of his is a "tuner" and has loaded his head up with mods such as a fart tip ("good for 15hp), a K&N cold air intake ("good for another 15hp), "special" plugwires ("at least 20hp), etc. You get the idea. I've suggested that if anything he get an EAT chip if there is one made and to avoid the other stuff since it's all smoke are mirrors. He doesn't believe everything "tuner" boy says, which is good. He's leaning towards neon (crap), if he decides on that then I'll push him towards a Honda OR make sure jimmy540i gets some pics. My idea of good mods would be an EAT chip, the mtech suspension on bmw34.net and the like. No dub dubs I hope...you'd not make it too far on our roads with that crap hanging off your car.

I'm asking these as a favor for his mom (major babe).