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Thread: Why cant people %@#£ing park properly?

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    Default Why cant people %@#£ing park properly?

    Been working on the Bracknell site for 2 days now, and just about to step on my break find this:






    There's less than 75% of the damn car in the bay!


    If someone sees this car on the road, run it off the road for me please? I'm already getting site security involved.

    "It's only a scratch"
    "That's not the #@%£ing point!"

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    I 'heard a rumour' that brake fluid is an effective paint stripper

    Hope there was no damage to your car from the numpty wagon.

    Shaun M

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    goddamn theres a lot of air in those tires, nothing like a pebble under a valve cap partially screwed down to remove excess air
    all america wants is cold beer warm cat and a place to take a poop with a door on it

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    that is just beyond ridiculous, vandalism is called for.

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    Quote Originally Posted by repenttokyo View Post
    that is just beyond ridiculous, vandalism is called for.
    It's alright, security are *sick* of people doing damage in this carpark, they're on the hunt to kill now.

    They aint happy.

    Fortunately for me, every staff member's numberplates are recorded in a central database so they'll be 'having a word' shortly.

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    was there any damage at all then Ferret?


    Shaun M

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    These are the same inconsiderate *******s that leave shopping carts(trolleys) to roll around the parking lot damaging others property.
    In my youth I might have retaliated with one of the suggestions here, or perhaps just a booger on the door handle.
    "The gas pedal wouldn't go to the floor if it weren't meant to be there"

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    What you need is a trailer hitch.

    A really big one

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    Thats not parked - its thrown away. I hope your security fine the culprit and put the litter in the bin

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    Put some grease under there door handle

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