Why cant people %@#£ing park properly?

[Ferret]

Been working on the Bracknell site for 2 days now, and just about to step on my break find this:






There's less than 75% of the damn car in the bay!


If someone sees this car on the road, run it off the road for me please? I'm already getting site security involved.

"It's only a scratch"
"That's not the #@%£ing point!"

[E34-520iSE]

I 'heard a rumour' that brake fluid is an effective paint stripper

Hope there was no damage to your car from the numpty wagon.

Shaun M

[winfred]

goddamn theres a lot of air in those tires, nothing like a pebble under a valve cap partially screwed down to remove excess air

[e34.535i.sport]

Twat.

Touching bumpers like that is bad enough but leaving it for you to come back to is taking the piss. More than likely a tosser that thinks he's untouchable. People like that need slapping no questions asked.

I'm also with Winfred's pebble idea... x4.

[BigD]

http://www.youparklikean*******.com/

Print out a few and keep them handy.

[Ross]

http://www.youparklikean*******.com/

Print out a few and keep them handy.

Thanks, that's great. I couldn't afford the paper needed if I were to post one on every car that deserved it. Part of the reason I drive old cars.

[winfred]

i just remembered one thing my dad would do in our old chevy van when someone was in his space, he'd ease up till touching then lay on the power and push their car out into the aisle, this was like 25 years ago and in winston salem nc usually at the hanes mall where we had a restaurant

[Ross]

In the days before the disabled commandeered all the prime parking spots a fellow with an MG decided the first two spaces at a very busy shopping mall belonged to him so parked diagonally across both.
Having several strong friends along it was decided to punish the offender.
Without damaging this asshat's car we lifted it and set it across the high wide curb at the end of "his" aisle leaving all four wheels off the ground. We were applauded by the other shoppers.

[repenttokyo]

that is just beyond ridiculous, vandalism is called for.

[Ferret]

that is just beyond ridiculous, vandalism is called for.

It's alright, security are *sick* of people doing damage in this carpark, they're on the hunt to kill now.

They aint happy.

Fortunately for me, every staff member's numberplates are recorded in a central database so they'll be 'having a word' shortly.