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Thread: avert your eyes the antichrist has returned and in bmw form

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    Default avert your eyes the antichrist has returned and in bmw form

    all america wants is cold beer warm cat and a place to take a poop with a door on it

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    *continuously and compulsively throws up, again and again and again...*

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    that is no longer a BMW...it's a go-fast-kiddy abortion performed...now only if the parents of the sad individual who did it had only the sense to have had one performed instead of giving birth...

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    I like how he says the $30k spent on that car was "invested".
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    But how to dispose of it?
    The crusher operator would piss himself laughing and not be able to complete his task.
    Fire? The toxic fumes from so much plastic would choke a city.
    Sink it in the ocean perhaps. No self respecting barnacle would cling to this so it would remain forever exposed to frighten endangered sea creatures.
    Maybe employ it as a "jump" for a monster truck rally...yea.
    "The gas pedal wouldn't go to the floor if it weren't meant to be there"

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    i am thinking about 200# of anfo and make it evaporate


    Quote Originally Posted by Ross
    But how to dispose of it?
    The crusher operator would piss himself laughing and not be able to complete his task.
    Fire? The toxic fumes from so much plastic would choke a city.
    Sink it in the ocean perhaps. No self respecting barnacle would cling to this so it would remain forever exposed to frighten endangered sea creatures.
    Maybe employ it as a "jump" for a monster truck rally...yea.
    all america wants is cold beer warm cat and a place to take a poop with a door on it

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    My eyes! It burns! It buuuurns!

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    could be a Corvair
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    I hate you for posting that
    -Mike

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    What kind of car show would you enter that thing in?

    And, how about that artwork on the hood? Sheesh. Truly, the end is near.

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