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    Default Homemade Spring Compressor

    Any site(s) with instructions and material list for making a spring compressor for the E34?

    TIA

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    Default Which Spring?

    valve, suspension or piston return


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    suspension most likely

    Although we built a double valve spring compressor recently lol

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    Easy. You'll need:

    1) Tennis court
    2) Wall or other solid object ~2.5-3' from the court. I've used planter boxes and sides of condos.
    3) A quiet day when nobody is playing tennis

    Now, squeeze the strut/shock assembly in between the solid object and the tennis court fence, ensuring the top bolt is easily accesible from INSIDE the court. Next, get inside the court (remember to wear not-marking, non-slip, comfortable shoes) and turn the top nut off, just as you would with a professional tool. Next, observe how much you flinch and how far the fence actually caves when the bolt finally busts loose.

    OR, you can rent a real one for ~$10.

    I don't condone use of the first 'tool' described

    Dave

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave M
    Easy. You'll need:

    1) Tennis court
    2) Wall or other solid object ~2.5-3' from the court. I've used planter boxes and sides of condos.
    3) A quiet day when nobody is playing tennis

    Now, squeeze the strut/shock assembly in between the solid object and the tennis court fence, ensuring the top bolt is easily accesible from INSIDE the court. Next, get inside the court (remember to wear not-marking, non-slip, comfortable shoes) and turn the top nut off, just as you would with a professional tool. Next, observe how much you flinch and how far the fence actually caves when the bolt finally busts loose.

    OR, you can rent a real one for ~$10.

    I don't condone use of the first 'tool' described

    Dave
    Go Go Self Castration when that spring flies into your crotch

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    At first, I thought you were serious.

    As I read on, I thought "What is this looney up to?"

    Then I thought "This is just getting dangerous"

    Then you spoiled the whole thing when you said it wasn't real
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    Quote Originally Posted by JMI
    Any site(s) with instructions and material list for making a spring compressor for the E34?

    TIA
    Why the trouble? Go to Autozone and borrow them for free.
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    Default bought a cheap one

    off of Ebay for less than $20.00, when I dropped in the Eibachs.


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    Quote Originally Posted by JMI
    Any site(s) with instructions and material list for making a spring compressor for the E34?

    TIA
    I used a tow strap once, for the rears. Just cranked it down by hand, one side at a time. Wrapped it over the top and bottom coils. Didn't lose any fingers so I count it as a success... though I like Dave's method better.
    Robin

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    i don't recall a site with directions but google will find it for you in .0314 seconds

    i'd use a few pieces of all thread, some nuts, some steel hooks, and an acetylene torch
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