OMG, Fugly E34 alert- someone in CT needs to take this car away.

[Rigmaster]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/BMW-5...QQcmdZViewItem


OK, so it might have been posted before- but this has got to be the fugliest car I've seen in a long time. The description is great though- in a stupid kinda way.

"The body kit was custom made in Poland by my cousin Peter, it cost me 6 months and 3,500 to make."

"The top speed on this perticular car is 205 MPH and I drove it myself on the salt flats.This car is glued to the ground always."

"The rims are 18" BBS racing rims 6" off set and they are 12" wide.The tires are firestone 200 mile an hour race tires."

"I originally had my boost gauge in the computer, but the car did not like that option,so I removed it."

"I put in a brand new WOJIK front end, Salinni spindles, and WOJIK shocks and struts.All new brake lines and all.brake lines, calipers, lines, rotors, and pads are new." (these brands must be all the rage in Eastern Europe....)

"I then put a euro 3.5 liter alpina motor in with titanium pistons,sleeves, and many other parts" (If it's alpina B10 Bi-turbo replica, where are the turbos?- and "sleeves" in an M30??)



I wonder why there are no pics of the engine bay..........

Anyone local wanna go look and give us the real story about this car?

Bret.

[Qube]

[Antrieb]

Repost
http://www.bimmer.info/forum/showthread.php?t=28479

[BillionPa]

titanium pistons wtf??!?

[CharlesAFerg]

"Chris Costnica / bmwtofasttofurios@yahoo.com"

hahahahaahahah

[///M-Power 3\\\]

titanium pistons wtf??!?

Haven't you heard? You run them in your special AC Alpinahartge titanium block and run the car off antiseize paste. C'mon my cousin peter in poland has the same thing.

I hate pathological liars like this guy. This is the most disgusting and tasteless thing i have ever seen done to an E34, especially in calyspo red, one of my favorite colors. If any real alpina parts are on the car i will cry


As far as FUGLY, the one i just bought is pretty bad. In good shape, just ugly. Pics to follow

[bigtisas]

$23000 invested in the car but use a $5 seat cover?

[Antrieb]

Damn, I just bid 5k and I'm not the high bidder

I WANT THIS CAR SO BAD!

[Antrieb]

7k still not hte high bidder

[92E34]

I can't believe the current bid is 2600.

If I were to by that car i'd strip the interior out of the car, maybe the engine...then crush it, and torch it.

+200mph my ass. He sounds like some broke ass mofo that tried to make his car a ricer.

I like the part where he says its alpina engine but there are no pics. He's probably on the same level of guys that buy a 240SX and put the skyline GTR sticker on the back.