OT Practical jokes with cars

[Ross]

Built a full size snowman in a buddies car once, snow arms and hands on the wheel and all. It froze rock solid overnight and he had to call in sick for work.

The guy above tied a rope with a big knot in it around the driveshaft of a dickhead neighbor. The guy drove 50 ft. with a horrible banging, stopped,looked under the car, saw nothing 'cause it was wound around the shaft. Got back in drove 50 ft. ect. etc.

I once filled a friends Corvette to the roof with styrofoam "peanuts".

There are lots of creative guys here and even more smart-asses and jokers.
What else has been done?

[Blitzkrieg Bob]

and shove it up over the trans and wedge it in good.

Enjoy the stink.

potato in the tail pipe.

Marbles in the hub caps.

armour all the wipers.

Dodo on the door handles.

Fill the trunk with old porn magazines, "honest Honey they're not mine"

Surfboard wax the windows.

This one's for AA friends...pour booze into the vent.

Pour 2lb bag of bird seed on the car=Alfred Hitchcock's birds and dodo.

Condoms on the wipers and aerial.

I can go to the real nasty stuff

[Yiorgos]

Sausage meat into the vents is a good one, especially in summer as the meat rots and the driver puts on the A/C full blast.

What does Armour All on the wipers do?

[Blitzkrieg Bob]

Sausage meat into the vents is a good one, especially in summer as the meat rots and the driver puts on the A/C full blast.

What does Armour All on the wipers do?

and when the sun hits it you get a rainbow effect.

[Nick.Hay]

Dodo on the door handles.

I thought Dodo's were extinct...


Especially effective in cars with live axles in the back:

Measure the distance between the bottom of the axle and the road.

Next, cut some blocks of wood just a few cms longer than the distance measured.

Jack the car up and position te blocks under the axles tubes (ie close to the wheels, where the leaf springs mount.. Not so conspicuous then)

Sit the car back down o the blocks. It'll look fine, and sit level, except that the back wheels will be a cm or so off the ground.

Owner jumps into drive... and nothing happens.




As for the stinky fish one... You can make this A LOT more permanent by getting prawn juice, or blending the fuish up with water (Basically so its a nice viscous liquid), and pouring it down the drainage area infront of the windscreen, where the wiper arms are!! Impossible to get out, and will stink forever... Especially as it gets in the heater box and stuff too!!

[Blitzkrieg Bob]

As for the stinky fish one... You can make this A LOT more permanent by getting prawn juice, or blending the fuish up with water (Basically so its a nice viscous liquid), and pouring it down the drainage area infront of the windscreen, where the wiper arms are!! Impossible to get out, and will stink forever... Especially as it gets in the heater box and stuff too!!

there are several bottled Filipina ETC sauces that fit that bill...and chaeper than fish.

Gotta add that one to my list

[Yiorgos]

and when the sun hits it you get a rainbow effect.

Nice one! I'll try that one day

[Ross]

That's not a joke, it's vandalism.

[winfred]

id say more along the lines of revenge.

one of my favorites involving a car was while the new guy was working after hours in the back shop, was to back up the roll up door and do a 3rd gear burn out with a mercedes diesel parts car i had been tweaking on for fun, completely filling the shop and warehouse with smoke, and chunks of rubber

That's not a joke, it's vandalism.

[scoop2004]

i've moved a mate of mines locked ford fiesta from outside the accomadation block onto the grass verge

styrofoam,done that to a mk4 golf,up to bottom of the rolled down windows

thats about it i think