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View Poll Results: Just who is Fukem5?

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  • A charming guy from Herzegovina with some cousins.

    3 15.79%
  • UKM5

    4 21.05%
  • cschollum

    1 5.26%
  • Jon K's favorite forum member

    1 5.26%
  • dacoyote channeling yoda again

    1 5.26%
  • drunken aussies arguing with themselves as a joke

    3 15.79%
  • What is a poll without "Who's Winfred?"

    6 31.58%
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Thread: ukm5 just won't die

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    Default ukm5 just won't die

    During the low grade pissing contest currently in progress started, I have been pondering the issue of how would one pronounce fukem5. I had sort of decided that the syllables would fall one of these two ways:

    fuk--(silent e)-- m5

    or

    fukem 5

    And clueless question by me: Is there really a car known as "em5" as he has in his car description? And 1988?


    Then I further pondered his sig pic.




    What is that flesh colored thing on the left??? So I was going to post the picture to another thread to ask you guys--just what is that? As I down loaded it, I noticed the picture was labelled ukm5 (aka he who cannot be named).




    For those of you who are new and are scratching their heads, here is a quick history lesson.

    Quote Originally Posted by Gayle
    UKM5's Resignation Letter

    UKM5's charm

    The other thread in which half the board was fighting with UKM5 was deleted by bimmerd00d for drama. He really ticked everyone off.

    Would you ban this user?

    UKM5 rides again



    So that raises the question, just who is fukem5?
    Last edited by Gayle; 06-03-2006 at 01:57 PM.
    Dinan chip, Bilstein sports w H&R, RD sways, RD strut brace, 750 bushings, Zimmermans/MetalMasters, O.E. M Pars, Eisenmann muffler

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    Sorry. I guess I didn't read far enough down the page. you guys are already on it.

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    i just looked at his sig. fUKeM5. its a little obvious, the letters stick out UKm5. but, then again, theres the matter of that .au upload link. hmmmm.


    Quote Originally Posted by Alexlind123
    You're my hero.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gayle
    What is that flesh colored thing on the left???
    A self portrait

    Present: Black 1995 525i | Past: Red 1989 535i; Black 1985 535i

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    Quote Originally Posted by SchnellE34
    A self portrait

    Very whitty response. Good one.

    But I do have to admit, I am ready to go back to talking about detailing.
    Dinan chip, Bilstein sports w H&R, RD sways, RD strut brace, 750 bushings, Zimmermans/MetalMasters, O.E. M Pars, Eisenmann muffler

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    Quote Originally Posted by SchnellE34
    A self portrait
    I didn't realise Rob101 was such a handsome chap!

    1990 E34 535iA, 215,000kms (130,000 miles).
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    Quote Originally Posted by pundit
    I didn't realise Rob101 was such a handsome chap!

    I saw your thread. How did you figure it out?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gayle
    I saw your thread. How did you figure it out?
    Same sigpic directory...

    http://members.optusnet.com.au/k.all...%20(Small).JPG

    http://members.optushome.com.au/k.allan/ukm5.jpg


    1990 E34 535iA, 215,000kms (130,000 miles).
    Dual Climate, Rear Headrests, Rollerblind, M-Tech Wheel,
    Memory Seats, EAT Chip, T-Stars.

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    Well there you have it.

    Wasn't he at the meet at Mattyb's? He was on the options on the drinking poll. Is this a group conspiracy?
    Dinan chip, Bilstein sports w H&R, RD sways, RD strut brace, 750 bushings, Zimmermans/MetalMasters, O.E. M Pars, Eisenmann muffler

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gayle
    Well there you have it.

    Wasn't he at the meet at Mattyb's? He was on the options on the drinking poll. Is this a group conspiracy?
    http://www.bimmer.info/forum/showthread.php?t=22534

    1990 E34 535iA, 215,000kms (130,000 miles).
    Dual Climate, Rear Headrests, Rollerblind, M-Tech Wheel,
    Memory Seats, EAT Chip, T-Stars.

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