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**fukem5** · 06-03-2006, 04:19 AM

I am back to help youz as I know all about e34z. My cuzin Helmet has asked me to visit the BMW factory because I am held in high esteem at BMW. If youz have any questionz I can ask the engineerz at the factory. Pleez make your questions for real as I will not answer dickheadz.

**Bimmerman** · 06-03-2006, 04:33 AM

WTF??? Thanks man, i dunno how we ever got by in the past...

**pundit** · 06-03-2006, 04:47 AM

Originally Posted by fukem5

I am back to help youz as I know all about e34z. My cuzin Helmet has asked me to visit the BMW factory because I am held in high esteem at BMW. If youz have any questionz I can ask the engineerz at the factory. Pleez make your questions for real as I will not answer dickheadz.

Well Hi there Fuku2. We are truly humbled and in total awe that your highly esteemed self has chosen to honour us mere mortals with your presence.
We all prostrate ourselves before you and beat our heads with flaccid celery sticks until the blood flows from open wounds.

So tell me, do you stroke helmet with your right or left hand? Have you tried using Mobil 1? I hear it's better than Castrol for helmet stroking!

BTW - How's the weather in Siberia?

**Morgenster** · 06-03-2006, 04:54 AM

Lmao

**Rob** · 06-03-2006, 05:11 AM

Ha ha ha, oh ****..!

I can't believe some of you guys on here. Give the guy a chance!

**fukem5** · 06-03-2006, 05:13 AM

Originally Posted by pundit

Well Hi there Fuku2. We are truly humbled and in total awe that your highly esteemed self have chosen to honour us mere mortals with your presence.
We all prostrate ourselves before you and beat our heads with flaccid celery sticks until the blood flows from open wounds.

So tell me, do you stroke helmet with your right or left hand? Have you tried using Mobil 1? I hear it's better than Castrol for helmet stroking!

BTW - How's the weather in Siberia?

I fully underschtand my brudda, there are peepulz like you around me laying out red carpet as their anscestors did for my fathers before me. dont worrie about plezantriez cuz, just come up with some good questions for me to ask for the board.
Kos i already know other members have limited exchperience with these cars as i am sure you are aware bro. i will bring my car to show our eschteemed brothers how the new M5 should be improved mate!

**wingman** · 06-03-2006, 05:21 AM

Originally Posted by fukem5

I am back to help youz as I know all about e34z. My cuzin Helmet has asked me to visit the BMW factory because I am held in high esteem at BMW. If youz have any questionz I can ask the engineerz at the factory. Pleez make your questions for real as I will not answer dickheadz.

This is not 'for real' is it? I mean you you can't be the reincarnated previously hated and disowned UKM5? Please (or is it Pleaz) tell me that you are not wasting valuable board space with this crap.

**Rob** · 06-03-2006, 05:32 AM

Why was UKm5 such a hated figure?

**Bimmerman** · 06-03-2006, 05:37 AM

Originally Posted by Rob

Why was UKm5 such a hated figure?

Oh man, talk about opening ther floodgates, do a search for UKM5 and c scrotum or whoever he is, have a read then sit back and wait for the fireworks...

**fukem5** · 06-03-2006, 05:43 AM

you lot are a pack of dickheadz, dont ask me for help, koz you aint gonna get it, i only talk to them who know how to keep it for real.

Who has a real qwestion? form a line as I'm only gonna answer one at a time.

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