joke

[winfred]

A female TV reporter arranged for an interview with a farmer, seeking
the main cause of Mad Cow disease. The Lady: "Good evening, sir. I am here to collect information on the possible source of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?" The Farmer stared at the reporter and said: "Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?"
The lady reporter (obviously embarrassed): "Well, sir, that's a new piece of information, but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?" The Farmer: "And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?" The reporter: "Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point?" The Farmer: "I am getting to the point,madam. Just imagine,if I was playing with your **** twice a day and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad?"

[Stacy (Sydney)]

Montoya walks into a bar with his pet octopus. The octopus declares that he ( Occy ) can play any musical instrument.
1) A busker passes over his guitar - Occy lets rip like Hendrix.
2) a drinker points out a nearby piano - Occy takes a seat - Thelonious monk would be impressed.
3) a set of bag pipes is tossed over - Occy is frozen.
Montoya - " go on and play it"
Occy - " play it?? - once I figure out how to take her pyjamas off I'm going to $^%^$%$?$%^&"

[Bimmer Nut Ed]

Good, uns!

[ryan roopnarine]

posting a pic of montoya's current squeeze so i can further appreciate this joke???????

[ryan roopnarine]

here she is, she looks decent and all, but i still don't get the octopus joke.

[Brian C.]

.....as in "bagpipes". Ya know, looks like a little sumpin'-sumpin' to an octopus..........

Brian C.

[ryan roopnarine]

a set of bagpipes looks like P***y to an octopus, i just thought the behaviour of the octopus was supposed to be somewhat indicative to the character of the owner.

.....as in "bagpipes". Ya know, looks like a little sumpin'-sumpin' to an octopus..........

Brian C.

[ryan roopnarine]

she knows how to dress though,and has some excessively large bresteses, things are a little less cheery up close, with no sunglasses on, suprising how much i hear shes "foiine" tho..

[Stacy (Sydney)]

I was hoping to contribute to a long series of joke threads - started by Winfred. Throwing in the "Montoya" reference was a visual gag/in the spirit of Beemers.( F1 needs more characters like Eddy Irvine - or some of the guys from the GP Bike gig ).

[GJPinAU]

A female TV reporter arranged for an interview with a farmer, seeking
the main cause of Mad Cow disease. The Lady: "Good evening, sir. I am here to collect information on the possible source of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?" The Farmer stared at the reporter and said: "Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?"
The lady reporter (obviously embarrassed): "Well, sir, that's a new piece of information, but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?" The Farmer: "And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?" The reporter: "Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point?" The Farmer: "I am getting to the point,madam. Just imagine,if I was playing with your **** twice a day and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad?"