I essentially followed these instructions:
http://www.unofficialbmw.com/repair_faqs/sil.html
I tried it with speaker wire, a paper clip, and multimeter leads. Nothing. Please note that the "time" inspection indicator is not lit; my car is merely telling me that I needed to do an Inspection Service. It has just over 200k miles now.
Some reports say that the service lights won't reset if the battery is dead. Furthermore, in case of a dead battery it has been said that the fuel gauge and tach would no longer work reliably.
My battery is probably not dead, for these three reasons:
*The Service Light has been counting down steadily for 6 months
*The tach is working
*The fuel gauge and range calculator are also operational.