I know there's a good joke about my wife in there somewhere, but...
Did an oil change and a wash yesterday. Doesn't look too shabby for a 17 year old car :)
http://www.belletc.net/bmw/bmw1.jpg
http://www.belletc.net/bmw/bmw2.jpg
http://www.belletc.net/bmw/bmw3.jpg