here is a good thread from Bimmerforums

[Paul in NZ]

dont recall seeing this before,if so sorry.They seem to have more unreliable cars over there.

http://forums.bimmerforums.com/forum/showthread.php?t=721796

[attack eagle]

nah, just more people willing to admit and enjoy the quirks and problems.

[nirvana19]

"You know you own an E34 if James Bond is your hero..."

how did he know that

[Morgenster]

I would add this:

because you get pulled over and patted down three times in two years only for the cops to find out that your papers ARE in order.

[elbasha]

lool.. look at this one:

you get pissed off at it because the electricals aren't working right and the next morning when you see it its love at first sight all over again

[Ross]

You know you are in an E34(or32) when you are frantically mopping your coffee from the power window buttons.

[2fast]

cracked up ,love it!