this is more fun then it should be

[winfred]

it's safe

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[winfred]

a some good ones to try are old guy sayings with the different accents and languages, for example
"you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with the instructions on the heel"

" yea and if a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his ass on the ground when he hopped"

"that boy could **** up a free lunch"

"i could fall in a barrel of **** and come out sucking my thumb"

[Zeuk in Oz]

it's safe

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How come no Indians speaking English ?
Or South Africans, Aussies, Kiwis or Pakistanis for that matter.